cybercitrus: People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
jaclcfrost: wearing your favorite outfit
Lea, stop trying to sell me shampoo.
Reblog if convenient.
jmkitsune: allonsy221b: heresyourhost: If inconvenient, reblog anyway. Could be dangerous
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor: brb
DAVISON, MI — Davison-bred post-hardcore rockers Chiodos have inked a record...– http://tinyurl.com/p6tfcx9 (via chee-oh-dos)
Anybody had any experience with chronic pain and...
Or just the pain? How did you deal. Any doctors? Is the pain gone or lessened?
What if Tom Hiddleston voiced a GPS
gondor-calls-for-aid: soo-gay: weaponizedwit: loki-d-myovaries: #i’d crash and die #please turn left #would you, my dear? #thank you so much #you’re wonderful person #and perfect driver #Oh deary, you’ve turned the wrong way! #Never mind… let’s try this again #It wasn’t your fault. #Idiotic road
the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.